A few quickies again xxx funny or true xxxx?

When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.

A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished.

A little boy asked his father,

"Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"

Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."

A young son asked,

"Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"

Dad replied, "That happens in every country, son."

Then there was a woman who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and by then, it was too late."

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say -- talk in your sleep.

Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.

First guy says, "My wife's an angel!"

Second guy remarks, "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

A few quickies again xxx funny or true xxxx?matchless

bloody brilliant these are gonna be passed around the office in a minute , keep them up , im board.......

A few quickies again xxx funny or true xxxx?norton 2008

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good one
Peter: Marriage is like a lottery

John: No it's not.

Peter: What do you mean?

John: In a lottery you've got a chance in winning.......
LOL those were great!