Friday, August 20, 2010

Do you think is this funny? star if you do please!!!?

A guy gets pulled over at night by some dirty cops on his way back home from Vegas.



The cops claim he was drunk, although he wasn't.



He tells the cop, 'C'mon man, I鈥檓 not drunk. Ask me anything a sober person could answer.'



The cop says, fine, you look down the road and see 2 bright lights coming your way, what is it?



Easy, says the guy, it鈥檚 a car.



The cop asks, was is a BMW, a Mercedes, a Lexus?



Confused the guy shrugs and says he doesn鈥檛 know.



The cop takes him by the arm and says, you鈥檙e drunk, c鈥檓on, you鈥檙e going to jail.



No no no no! the guy says, that鈥檚 not fair, ask me another question.



Fine, says the cop, since I鈥檓 in a good mood. You look down the road and see ONE bright light coming toward you, what is it?



It鈥檚 a motorcycle!



Yeah but what is it, is it a Ducati, a Triumph, or a Harley?



The dude starts getting angry, I don鈥檛 know man.



The cop starts pulling him toward the car.



Hold on hold on, I got one for you, says the guy to the cop.



Do you think is this funny? star if you do please!!!?anti virus scan



LOL his mother!!!! omg thats funny and clever i am going to try that on one of my friends!!!! good joke did you make that up yourself and if you did good job!!



Do you think is this funny? star if you do please!!!?ariel

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