Monday, August 9, 2010

Joke.........smiles from the Bible?

What kind of man was Boaz before he married Ruth?



ruthless



What do they call pastors in Germany?



german shephards



Who was the greatest financer in the Bible?



Noah, he was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.



Who was the greatest female financer in the Bible?



Pharaoh's daughter, she went down to the bank of Nile and drew out a little prophet.



What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?



Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the garden in a FURY, Davids TRIUMPH was heard throughout the land. also, probably a HONDA because the apostles were in one ACCORD.



Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?



Samson....he brought the house down.



What excuse did Adam give his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?



"your mother ate us out of house and home.



What servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?



Moses, he broke all 10 commandments all at once.



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pmsl.



finally reconnected, and coming through - great ones



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Nice one....lol
That was great and refreshing. Its good to see someone still can lighten up.
hahahaha nice one 搂
some groans



some winners
that was a great one
Lol, very good
you are really cheering me up today, pmsl



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Hahahahahaaa, nice list honey..lol
Very good thanks for sharing LOLOLOL

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