Next Star Trek Movie?

I read a rumor that Triumph the Insult Comic Dog may play the young Captain Kirk in the next star trek movie.

Any truth to this?

Next Star Trek Movie?network

It's true! And he will have a specially made toupee ...

FOR ME TO POOP ON!

Next Star Trek Movie?norton

Hopefully there won't be anymore movies
Oh please give me a break! Are you serious?!
No idea. Though I do know that Zachery Quinto, of Heroes fame, will be Spock. For those who don't watch Heroes, he played Sylar (*shiver*)